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Promo and FireStorm made me overcook my spaghetti. I put the pasta in boiling water when the set began and was hoping to take it off when they finished, but the set just wouldn't end. Now my spaghetti is overcooked and I demand a rematch so I can properly al dente my dinner.
Did somebody say MKO? Caboozled materializes out of thin air, holding a large bag over his shoulder. Before you can reply he whips out L and J pieces from the bag and slams them on the floor, cracking the ceramic. "Nobody said MKO!" you yell in desperation, but it is too late - Caboozled had already stacked four floating TSDs in your living room. You close your eyes in resignation to your fate as your house is obliterated in a massive 50 spike.
Is that a new tourney? You join the discord and see Renge as one of the admins. “Not again” you sigh. You realize there are 5 other tourneys going on, all on the same day, all directed by renge. You can't escape, you start going insane. There are so many tourneys, you can’t join them all. Timezone problem? Renge is coming to your house right now to force you to join the tourney. You close your eyes in desperation as you're destroyed by blaarg for the 50th time.
OMG. Is that the real deep4amthoughts?
Watch out for Cowbow 👀 HE'LL HIT YOU LIKE A SNOWPLOUGH 🏆 ANYHOW WE DISALLOW ❌ COWBOW LOSING HERE AND NOW 🏅 TAKE A BOW FOR COWBOW 🙇,
Who is Diao?
Attention Hard Drop Wiki: I have some unfortunate news to report. Renowned caster, Commando, has been reported dead as of May 20th. Medical experts say they were last seen watching Kazu v Akashi play TE:C in Square One, and a double 1app round led to his heart exploding upon seeing the absurd stats. The sheer amount of precarious moments and airtight sanic phase 3 zones were too much for Commando’s mental to take. The only witness, SGFerox, had this to say: L+Ratio.
What does OSW stand for? Well, the O is probably for his incredible offense. The S is for his unmatched speed. And the W stands for the W he's about to take.
blink and you'll miss it
I'm Wumbo the Tetris man.
Common sense, while often applicable, is useful to ignore from time to time. - badgoblin 2023
I have just queued into COWBOW in the Tetra League ranked ladder. I carefully adjust my tie and sip the Chateau Margaux 1787 I poured for this magnificent occasion. Nowhere else could one experience such grandeur, such spectacular poise on every tetrimino placement. COWBOW. Perhaps the greatest, most resplendent stacker to ever grace humanity. Smiling in deepest anticipation, I settle down to witness perfection.
The year is 2103. Akarin has grown a lush, white beard and his fingers tremble as he masterfully builds setups, sending attack after attack. Akma has retired from TETR.IO and his child is playing for him. My eyes are bloodshot and my throat is hoarse from screaming. Akarin finds a 69 PC end spike, but it doesn't kill and he dies to the 7pps counterspike, tying the score up yet again. Onto the next deuce...