My Rant Thread

[SecretSalamander]

RANT

end rant

[CorrosiveX]

I'm pretty damn sure I'll end up in a coffin six feet under ground, unless burial technology has advanced by that time.

We have souls, unlike animals. The soul leaves the body when you die and goes to Heaven or Hell. There's no point in sugar coating it. Hell is real and people who thought like you and Rosti do are all down there right now.

Terrifying Testimony of an experience in hell. 23 MINUTES IN HELL Bill Wiese.

To sum it up in a nut shell you will be tormented by demons day and nights endlessly and will always thirst.

[Rosti_LFC]

Hell is real and people who think like you and Rosti do are all down there right now.

I think like Rosti does, and I'm not down there right now.

Unless you count having to put up with you in this thread! BAZINGA!

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What happened with the Purgatory ?

[DAS44]

Animals don't have souls? Don't tell that to me, or my dog! Also, humans are animals, having intelligence that rivals the norm doesn't make us any better.
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[Boingloing]

buMp.

[CorrosiveX]

Satan offers great wages but his retirement plan sucks. Anyone who calls on the name of the Lord, confesses their sin and repents of it, releases forgiveness to everyone who's wronged them, and then confesses Jesus Christ as Lord will be saved. It's really simple. God wants to improve your life on earth and bless you and make you prosper, it's not all about going to Heaven.

The only way is through Jesus Christ. I'm a sinner like everyone on here and I'm not perfect and I need deliverance like everyone else. I don't LIVE in sin all the time, when I slip up I repent and quit doing it. It happens to everyone. There is no condemnation to those in Christ. I'm man enough to be held accountable to God for my own actions and am willing to live righteous and clean. It's not all about salvation, at least 1/3 of Jesus' ministry was driving out demons and healing the sick and raising the dead, he gave every believer the authority to do that in his name, and that's what I'm going to be doing.

Romans 10:13 New International Version (NIV)
"Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved."

Acts 2:21 New International Version (NIV)
21 And everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.

[Rosti_LFC]

What happened with the Purgatory ?

It's not scary or enticing enough to really get much of a mention. And I doubt Corrosive is cultured enough to read the likes of Dante.


Hey Corrosive, if some random guy on the street told you that if you didn't get down on your knees and suck him off RIGHT NOW, that he'd curse you and the rest of your life would be horrible and miserable, would you do it.
What if he had some slick presentation and some pretty good charisma and man-management skills?
What if he got a bunch of his friends and associates to back him up and provide stories on how bad it's been for the people who said no and got cursed?
What's the difference?

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[CorrosiveX]

It's not scary or enticing enough to really get much of a mention. And I doubt Corrosive is cultured enough to read the likes of Dante.
Hey Corrosive, if some random guy on the street told you that if you didn't get down on your knees and suck him off RIGHT NOW, that he'd curse you and the rest of your life would be horrible and miserable, would you do it.
What if he had some slick presentation and some pretty good charisma and man-management skills?
What if he got a bunch of his friends and associates to back him up and provide stories on how bad it's been for the people who said no and got cursed?
What's the difference?

I've seen real manifestations of demons, I've seen real miracles happen, I've both heard and seen countless testimonies, I've seen the power of God. This is 100% more than anyone of another faith can say.

What happened with the Purgatory ?

There is no Purgatory. That's a lie of Catholicism. You go straight to Heaven or Hell.

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sage

[CorrosiveX]

Animals don't have souls? Don't tell that to me, or my dog! Also, humans are animals, having intelligence that rivals the norm doesn't make us any better.
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We are not animals and we didn't come from monkeys. Evolution is fraud science and based on absolute lies.

Satan is an expert in the field of religion, it's the main area in which he operates. All false religions, Islam, Mormonism, Jehovah Witnesses, Buddhism, Hinduism, there isn't a false religion that doesn't have a demon among it. Evolution is false doctrine and straight from hell just like every man-made religion.

[Boingloing]

Guys I think he's a troll :o o: :o o:

[DAS44]

We are not animals and we didn't come from monkeys. Evolution is fraud science and based on absolute lies.

So are you suggesting we coexisted with dinosaurs? Or wait, were those merely a test of faith?

Woot
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I have another question then.

So... And don't get me wrong. I'm not attacking anyone. I'm just a curious person searching for enlightenment.

God knows everything. He is powerful enough to create the world, galaxies, laws of physics, animals and human beings. God loves humanity. He gave up a free will. He also knows the future. He knows exactly what will happen. So... What is the point of tests and free will if he already knows what's going to happen. Is he just bored up there on his cloud? I don't really see the point of his 'tests' if he already knows the outcome. We are just like ants to him and apparently he enjoys watching us fail.

Another question. What is so cool about heaven. It sounds like a boring place to me. Plus most of my friends are going to hell anyway  I will miss them.

[Wojtek]

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