Charging for Tetris Lessons

[Corrosive]

For anyone who is interested in becoming a stronger player and wants some extensive training and advice for improving their technique, I am now offering to mentor any individual for the duration of one week at the price of $65.00. I will accept payments through paypal ONLY. Satisfaction is guaranteed and you will see major results within the first three days. Anyone who signs up will need to meet with me everyday from 3:00-9pm Eastern Standard Time. Bring a bag lunch and a snack or two to munch on in between breaks. We will open up a skype session and use various clients from Nullpomino, TOP, to TF Arena. The training will be very hard and long, and will take a lot of effort on your part as the pupil.



I have been playing multiplayer Tetris for over six years now, have played the best of the best, and have cooled a lot of people down who thought they were hot sh**. There are several aspects that go into multi-player and areas that many people need to work on, such as their placement, combos, and speed. There are various components of play that I will analyze with you and help incorporate into your game. I can't release any more information about my Training Program, come and join today, no matter what skill level you are. The training is non-refundable.

Believe in yourself!!

[iphys]

This again?

[Corrosive]

yeah, times are rough for noobs right now. they are giving up on themselves and just looking for a beacon of hope.

[myndzi]

I lol'd a little. You must really need the cash, eh?

Anyway, you couldn't pay me to suffer your arrogance and abuse for 6 minutes, let alone 6 hours. Otherwise, it would be worth considering, even if you aren't quite in the shape you were before. (Knowledge doesn't leave you, after all.)

Anyway, good luck trying to raise funds regardless. Maybe you can stand out on the street with a cardboard sign: WILL TETRIS FOR FOOD ?

[clincher]

[!--quoteo--][div class=\\\'quotetop\\\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\\\'quotemain\\\'][!--quotec--] The training is non-refundable.[/quote]
Loving this part

[TomatoKirby]

Is this serious or comedy?

[SecretSalamander]

Corrosive knows deep down that this will never work, whether he wants to admit it or not.

and have cooled a lot of people down who thought they were hot sh**.

Perhaps it's time he got a taste of his own medicine.

[ohitsstef]

lol

[massi4h]

But you dunno how to t-spin?

[Corrosive]

I do know how and can do t-spins.

[Hsanrb]

Sounds like I'm paying $65 as opposed to visiting the school of pain and suffering... wait I'm paying $65 to go to the same school that I'm already in playing against the best. I'm sure I can just record myself for an hour and get free advice that will be of equal quality. You could probably get people to bite if it was a game with more depth then Tetris... ppl probably paid for GH or DDR but its about the same thing.

[DannyBars]

sorry corrosive but there is no chance anyone will pay you no chance whatsoever there a plenty of places to get help for free even if you are good

[themysticalninja]

haha

no thanks

[TFastVirus]

ahahahahahahahahaha this is by far the funniest post ive seen in a tetris forum  Corrosive so now you teach ??? lol !!! Ill give better lessons than corrosive for half of it !  hahaha

[B1ink]

I taught anonymous how to play so if anyone wants to become as good as him, let me know. and i only charge half as much as corrosive!