I have just queued into COWBOW in the Tetra League ranked ladder. I carefully adjust my tie and sip the Chateau Margaux 1787 I poured for this magnificent occasion. Nowhere else could one experience such grandeur, such spectacular poise on every tetrimino placement. COWBOW. Perhaps the greatest, most resplendent stacker to ever grace humanity. Smiling in deepest anticipation, I settle down to witness perfection.