http://harddrop.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2316 After necro-viewing this post, I was not only touched by T-Block's poem but was inspired to write my own artistic tribute to Tetris as well, this time in the form of a rap. Granted, this is a fairly new genre for me and I can't promise I'll succeed here as much as my previous genre, but classes start tomorrow and I figured I might as well churn something out before my long period of semi-inactivity.
Without further ado, I now present to you my very first attempt at Tetris rap. Enjoy.
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AYO FINALLY, is dis whatchu been waiting for?
One wide, two wide, three wide to da fo'uh?
Better put on Shield and Tetris Friends Armor
Cuz we don't just harddrop ninja, ninja we
HARDCORE.
When I walk in da room, all da girls be on me
All the girls get on me, like Taeyeon, Tiff and Taeny
Yeah I can't stop misdroppin cuz Miss u drop dead gorgeous
But now I stop misdroppin cuz baby, u is flawless.
Tetris, swerve, T-Spin, swerve
To challenge me Sir Panda, you ain't got da nerve
Tetris, swerve, T-Spin, swerve
Ya'll cats ready to order, cuz here comes the serve
Stackin' so low, get down on da floor
Make a perfect clear,
sit down on da floor.
Tetris, Tetris, so many Tetris,
Open wide Mrs. Debbie, take BTB like a wh*re.
Legend says Blink stacked 4-wide and reached da 19th death-row
He knocked out one, two, three people....and then began his combo.
I love you and you love Barney but wanna know something funny?
All these cats be hypin' on Mai when JEIVUS RUNS DIS CITY.
Tetris, swerve, T-Spin, swerve
To challenge me Sir Panda, you ain't got da nerve
Tetris, swerve, T-Spin, swerve
And now ma boy Myndzi gonn' come in wit' da bridge -
Hey hey! Wuz good, in the neighborhood?
Don't mess wit' me, unless you wanna be Red Riding Hood! (She gets eaten alive yo)
Wood, hood, so many things to rhyme with
My favorite move in Tetris is a BTB TETRIS!
Yo Panda no homo but I'm your biggest fan,
Yo Panda no homo but hehe you da man ~
Sorry for the ban, it's all part of the plan,
Cuz, I......plan.......uh, LIEUTENANT DAN!!! Iight, to be honest that was pretty much whack
Even Holdnext got more sense and swagga-flow dat you lack
Now I hate to be dippin' on roastin' these cats,
But playtime's ovah my children, now it's time to drop facts -
"I think that all the silence is worse than all the violence
Fear is such a weak emotion that's why I despise it"
All these men undah control, dun even realize it
And those who do don't give a sh*t, too scared to real-ize it.
Students should be chosen by ac'demics, nothing mo'
If you think girls "dress for rape" then newsflash YOU the hoe.
And if God blessed life to everyone and commanded "Love each other",
then why the f*ck you homophobic, you tryna defy yo Father?
I think the war on terror is more mainstreamed than Skrillex
Just look at how we got this way, the bafoon from Dallas
List don't stop, men in shock, absorbed by prop'ganda
But if you seek the truth I'll let you in, the mind of Sir Panda.
Tetris, swerve, T-Spin, swerve
To challenge me Sir Panda, you ain't got da nerve
Tetris, swerve, T-Spin, swerve
Ya'll cats ready to order, cuz here comes the serve.
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And yeah that’s all I gotta say yo. NoVA-side, peace out doggies.
P.S. If you are interested in my previous work, "Tetris Erotica", shoot me a PM and I'll send you some off-the-chain HD wallpapers, yo. And by the way, I'm actually very serious about these issues, particularly affirmative action and homosexuality. PM me as well if you have any counter-arguments or just wanna share your thoughts.
- Dedicated to Xeno, Steph, and the tall + handsome Profane. Callin' you out on a rap battle, sahn.
Sorry, I'll drop the awkward ebonics now.
From the maker of "Tetris Erotica", comes "Tetris Rap"
Aug 29 2012, 01:57 AM
